和体育项目有关的幽默 1.Agnes: My poor friend Lena has spent her whole life chasing men. Abigail: Did she ever catch one? Agnes: No, but she’s personally responsibly for several men qualifying for the Olympic track team. Agnes:我可怜的朋友Lena一辈子都在追逐男人。 Abigail:她追上过吗? Agnes:没有,但她个人要对几个有资格参加奥林匹克竞赛队的男人负责。 2.Mega: How do you like riding school? Julie: It’s great! My horse is very polite. Megan: A polite horse! What do you mean? Julie: Whenever we come to a jump, he lets me go first. Mega:你觉骑术学校怎么样? Julie:非常棒,我的马非常有礼貌。 Mega:马有礼貌!你是什么意思? Julie:每次我们来到跳跃(栏)时,它都让我先走。 3.Sam: A funny thing happened to me today. I was at the racetrack and bent over to tie my shoe, when some nearsighted jockey strapped saddle on my back. Tom: Astonishing! What did you do? Sam: What could I do? I ran the best race I could and came the third. Sam:今天一件奇怪的事情发生在我身上,我在赛马跑道上弯腰系鞋带时,一个眼睛近视的骑师把马鞍子绑到了我背上。 Tom:真是让人称奇!你怎么做的? Sam:我能做什么?我尽我所能跑了我最好的一场比赛,得了个第三。 4.Annie: Why are you running? Danny: I’m trying to prevent a fight. Annie: Between whom? Danny: Between me and that bully chasing me. Annie:你为什么跑? Danny:我在设法阻止一场殴斗。 Annie:谁跟谁呢? Danny:我和追我的那个流氓。 5.Horse owner: This horse is eight-years- old and he’s never raced before. Jockey: How come? Horse Owner: Well, we couldn’t catch him until he was seven. 马主:这匹马8岁了,他以前从来没有参加过比赛。 职业骑师:怎么会呢? 马主:它7岁以前我们抓不住它。 |