和体育项目有关的幽默
　　
　　1．Agnes: My poor friend Lena has spent her whole life chasing men.
　　Abigail: Did she ever catch one?
　　Agnes: No, but she’s personally responsibly for several men qualifying for the Olympic track team.
　　Agnes：我可怜的朋友Lena一辈子都在追逐男人。
　　Abigail：她追上过吗？
　　Agnes：没有，但她个人要对几个有资格参加奥林匹克竞赛队的男人负责。
　　
　　
　　2．Mega: How do you like riding school?
　　Julie: It’s great! My horse is very polite.
　　Megan: A polite horse! What do you mean?
　　Julie: Whenever we come to a jump, he lets me go first.
　　Mega：你觉骑术学校怎么样？
　　Julie：非常棒，我的马非常有礼貌。
　　Mega：马有礼貌！你是什么意思？
　　Julie：每次我们来到跳跃（栏）时，它都让我先走。
　　
　　
　　3．Sam: A funny thing happened to me today. I was at the racetrack and bent over to tie my shoe, when some nearsighted jockey strapped saddle on my back.
　　Tom: Astonishing! What did you do?
　　Sam: What could I do? I ran the best race I could and came the third.
　　Sam：今天一件奇怪的事情发生在我身上，我在赛马跑道上弯腰系鞋带时，一个眼睛近视的骑师把马鞍子绑到了我背上。
　　Tom：真是让人称奇！你怎么做的？
　　Sam：我能做什么？我尽我所能跑了我最好的一场比赛，得了个第三。
　　
　　
　　4．Annie: Why are you running?
　　Danny: I’m trying to prevent a fight.
　　Annie: Between whom?
　　Danny: Between me and that bully chasing me.
　　Annie：你为什么跑？
　　Danny：我在设法阻止一场殴斗。
　　Annie：谁跟谁呢？
　　Danny：我和追我的那个流氓。
　　
　　
　　5．Horse owner: This horse is eight-years- old and he’s never raced before.
　　Jockey: How come?
　　Horse Owner: Well, we couldn’t catch him until he was seven.
　　马主：这匹马8岁了，他以前从来没有参加过比赛。
　　职业骑师：怎么会呢?
　　马主：它7岁以前我们抓不住它。